Britney Walks Off Stage During Her Concert

Last night in Vancouver, Britney Spears walked off stage during the concert, leaving the audience in the dark and forcing them to listen to the same music they listen to during hockey games. Why? Smoke. People's article doesn't make it totally clear, but it seems that the building, like most buildings these days beside maybe Cracker Barrel where they still ask me if I want smoking or non-smoking, is in fact a non-smoking building. However, Spears and some of her crew members became sick when the smoke from the audience became too much to handle on the stage.

Apparently, she came back onstage, sang some more, left again, then came back. Her departing words for the night were "Vancouver, don't smoke weed." Wise words from someone who obviously has her shit together and has never been on drugs. Mmmm Hmmmm. Riiiiight. Besides, everyone knows that half the reason you go to concerts these days is to smoke some good weed and watch the fucking light show. Telling your crowd not to smoke weed is a little too 'Public service announcement" for me, and not enough "you paid $150 for a ticket and I'm making millions while you are all practically jobless and homeless so I'm gonna give you a great show in appreciation of your loyalty as fans."

Normally, I love Britney, and I'm not ashamed to say it. But I like her better when she's smoking weed than when she's walking off stage in a hissy fit. Just my humbe opinion.